“Blow minds, not dudes”
Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!
rub my back and make my decisions for me
i like to pretend that im april ludgate but in reality i am andy dwyer
WHEN YOU MEOW AT A CAT AND IT MEOWS BACK THAT’S ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME FEELINGS IN THE WORLD, LIKE ‘HEY WOW I SPEAK CAT’
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators